Whimsy On A Wednesday
Posted on: 30th Apr, 2016
Go to commentsI have a list of odd and/or interesting places to visit in Houston. Today I decided to go to a store that has been a local institution for Lone Star trinkets, knick knacks and vintage cowboy boots. Texas Junk Co. isn’t the kind of store that you’ll come across during a visit—it’s a destination, all on its own.
Tucked away in Fourth Ward, the spot’s quirky exterior is marked by rows of tired garage doors, mad ladies, a faded snake mural and a hand-painted sign promising more than 1,000 boots starting at $30. I parked my car on this funny little side street when all of a sudden some old Mexican lady came out of her front door shouting verbal Spanish at me. I didn’t have a clue what she was on about but recognised the word ‘police’ and figured it would be prudent to move my car. Or go buy a gun.
I have a thing for quirky and a bigger thing for cowboy stuff; particularly bewwwwts.
But before we go into the shop, lets talk about driving over here.
WTF?
Oh, let me get on the freeway to save time. Oh, hello car park.
Drivers over here are INSANE. Signal? Don’t be stupid. I’m just going to pull in front of you with less than a millimetre of space and HOPE you’re paying attention. And, this is going to happen from both sides just to blow your mind and keep you braking like a dodgem. It’s like playing Mario Kart for real without the extra lives. All I have to say is that passing your driving test over here must be very easy because a high percentage of the people should NOT be in cars. Or even walking.
Anyway, I survived and made it in to the vintage junk shop.
“Err…Can I try a pair of boots on, mate?” – “Yeah, sure you can.” Confused…
This sign on this wall should be in the museum of fine arts.
Great shop though I didn’t leave with a vintage purchase, sadly. But the ‘Jules must have more boots’ hunt continues.
13 Comments on Y is for Y’all Know It’s About The Boots
Masher
30th Apr, 2016 06:04
Maybe it’s a man thing, but I do like to see a girl in boots.
Superdrug, not so much.
Jules Smith
30th Apr, 2016 14:04
Hahaha! Yeah, Superdrug is a bit downmarket innit! But Boots…quality.
Hazel
30th Apr, 2016 07:04
So many boots, so little time to fill them!
Jules Smith
30th Apr, 2016 14:04
I know, right! I’m sure the pair of us could do it better than most. 🙂
Elaine Cook
30th Apr, 2016 08:04
That’s art that is cakes!! Xxx
Jules Smith
30th Apr, 2016 14:04
That made me laugh, cakes! See how you’re getting into this art thing now! 🙂
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27th Jun, 2016 17:06
certainly like your website but you have to check the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I find it very troublesome to tell the truth nevertheless I will certainly come back again.
Lynnebod
30th Apr, 2016 09:04
What a great place to rummage I’d have bought loads. You’re still in the is it worth £5 dress mindset !!
Jules Smith
30th Apr, 2016 14:04
Well you know what I’m like – frugal and sensible. Even if it’s only a fiver, I’m not spending it unless it’s worth it! In hindsight, $30 -$50 on a pair of old worn boots isn’t so bad as I went to the boot barn thereafter where they started at $200 and up-up-up. It’s expensive being a cowgirl!
LL
30th Apr, 2016 15:04
If you don’t like the way Texans drive, stay off the sidewalk.
We need to teach you Mexican (which is different than proper Castilian Spanish) so that you can get out and argue with the angry Mexican ladies who don’t want you parking where you have every right to park. A few “Cabron” and “Chinga” style words along with “Puta” and she’ll understand that you mean business and might be faster on the draw than she is.
As to boots, Texas oil wells, and ranches, I think that I prefer to be the first and last one wearing a pair of boots…and as they say in Texas – you want to die with your boots on.
Jules Smith
30th Apr, 2016 16:04
Oh I will! The lesser of two evils, right?
Ha, yes Larry, I need to up my foul Spanish mouth.
I am also going to die with my boots on. But not for a while yet 🙂
the late phoenix
30th Apr, 2016 17:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knd5E-X42dU
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Jules Smith
1st May, 2016 02:05
Yep, that’s not too dissimilar to driving here! *)
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