This Is Definitely A New Blog Post

Dearest Readers

I might owe you a bit of an apology but let me start with, “What’s a bit of spamming between friends?”

See, the thing is, I have a new website. Whilst this spanky new site was being titivated and old posts imported, it triggered the subscription list and you all got post notifications for posts you’d already read.

Read It Again And Weep

 Not that that’s a bad thing – I mean why not read them again, eh? Perhaps I actually did you a favour. There you were all bored and listless thinking, Dunno what to do, to be honest. Maybe I should eat the rest of that trifle out of the fridge… Hmmm. Still, It’s been there a few days. Probably past its optimum eating date. And I’m supposed to be on a diet – doc says I’ve got to get my cholesterol level down. Fun sponge.

Could go for a walk with the dog but then this is the same time that Joyce goes and if I bump into her then I might risk being bored to death whilst faking smiles that hurt my face. What a dilemma. Ted Lasso is out – could go and watch that but now they’re doing that 1 episode a week thing like they all are. There’s just no fun in one at a time. I’m just not going to be controlled in this manner. I shall stand strong and wait for at least 3 episodes to come out before I cave!

Oh, what was that that just pinged? Oh look! Another blog post from that great British author, Jules Smith! Look at her thinking about us yet again with another re-read! Bless her heart…

So, there ya go. Anyway, I must trot as I’ve just bought a lovely cottage in a village and I’m going to fetch the keys today.  Life is about to begin with yours truly taking over the Parish Council. What can possibly go wrong with that?

Stay tuned.