Lets Let’s all raise a glass and say a big cheers to the less fortunate.  Like me.  You’ll see why at the end.

Anyway, I’ve put the Gin down, as you can see above and gone straight in for the port.   It’s time to cheer up and get with the NY programme.  I went and put my pink wig on.

I always, ALWAYS wanted to have pink hair and now I can have it when I want.  I wish I could have been Lady Gaga or Madonna so I could dress up and reinvent myself without someone rolling their eyes or taking the piss out of me; and getting paid so much money I wouldn’t give a toss anyway.

Next step was food.  Not cooking and can’t drive. Oops.  It’ll have to be a takeaway then.   Chinese. They have New Years with dragons.

Here’s what I ordered:

Crispy shredded beef in peking sauce (Spiders legs – cos that’s what they look like to me, like the legs of a tarantula.  Never say that to the server though.  They don’t like it.  I tried once.  Not a laugh.  Not even a hint of a smile.) Seaweed (one of your 5 a day) and rice.

That eaten and washed down with another port and it was time for the big moment….Drrrrrrrrrum roll please…

A fortune cookie!  YAY!  I mean what could possibly go wrong?

This could…

Your will be successful in love.  Your what?  Your next-door neighbour?  Your best mate but not you?  Your dog?

Brilliant.  Just brilliant.

I am now donning my coat and off to see a witch for better news…