You should be doing these for BBC2…before the flower garden show and after the commentary on a-day-in-the-life of a fishmonger in Bangladesh.

Why did you choose the Med over the Notting Hill Carnival for bank holiday? The interviews would have been more colorful.

Or to find less emotion you could have gone to one of the mosques dotted throughout your country wearing your “Queen of Evil Clowns” outfit and could have selected some of the fully clad women to find out why they always say “aloha snackbar.”

Same theme: There’s that muzzie who attacked the police officers at Parliament holding a sword a couple of days ago. Reports are that he said that right before they killed him (not much in the news locally on that – you could make up the difference with incisive reporting). He was howling about a snack bar. Maybe the Mohammedans are tired of the mushy peas in the fish and chips and this is the only way that they can find to express themselves? Or maybe it was the beans-on-toast (a favorite of mine)? It’s difficult to tell with those sorts – they clearly need some art philosophy.

It’s HOT in Southern England, the skies are clear. The English behave in odd ways when that happens. Grist for art philosophy there too. (the Muslims are still dour and the fresh-off-the-boat Africans are still bizarre in the way only they can be)

You’d be a hit on BBC.

Jules,
Maybe you can do a worldwide research study on which country has the nuttiest people…. funded by the UN of course. Hey, maybe you should begin your study at the UN? 🙂

Anyway, have fun. be safe. watch out for hairy Mediterranean looking types with 5 o’clock shadows at 10 AM, glaring eyes, and funny looking belts or cutlery. Eat bacon! Maybe even bacon strip earrings to ward them off? Awaiting your safe return.

I think your video shows some good reasons that you SHOULD go.
I have researched for you and found a list of ‘Dos’ and ‘Don’ts’ for your trip. Pay special attention to the toilet paper advice.
http://travelpassionate.com/things-not-to-do-in-greece/
Have a lovely time and please don’t forget to bring back the box of baklava .

sweaty faced chip eaters.

I remember that and don’t get me wrong, I’m all in favour of fish, chips and all of that. But, for some reason, I’m thinking of downtown Swindon and its awesome main drag. Plastic cups, anyone?

I love fox trotting in the car park!! Have a med time in the Mad!! See what I did there x

Go enjoy yerself, girl.
We’ll compare white bits when you get back 😉

Paul: was cheekily giving you the finger

Anniesu: is such a beautiful name. can I be named Anniesu?

Andy: this pillar ain’t cracking. when you’re old you don’t give a fuck. this happens when you’re young, too.

Matt: we thank Matt for his service.

my love, have too much fun *)

Where are you going? What the hell is going on around here? Geeze. I go off the blog grid for a wee bit and the next thing I know you’re boarding a plane for God knows where. Well, be careful. We’re living in interesting times.

The dancers were saying ” Foxtrot Oscar Juliette” to the Med!

Well, I approve. Mostly for reasons I will only divulge at the Water Street Grille in Yorktown in early October. Mostly because I’m very unlikely to be sober there at that time. Gruntessa will explain why that’s for the best. 😉