Satirical Snapshots Bringing You Whimsy On A Wednesday!
I must be honest, I’m not feeling too whimsical as I have to have my operation next week and I’m a rather bit terrified. This time next week it will all be over and I’ll be on the road to recovery and bacon sandwiches again. However, this week I am basically starving, stressing, shielding, and salivating over other people’s dinners. The days are so long…
I am unable to write anything constructive even though I have a wonderful idea for the next rom-com which I will start when I know I’m still alive. In the meantime, I have been drawing. Drawing helps me focus. I’m trying to get better at it and actually enjoy the process. I just have to be careful not to stab anyone in the eye with my pencil if they say something I don’t like. One can get a little frustrated when all joys are removed, but here’s where I’m at. Suck it up, buttercup.
Anyway, that’s all the whimsy I’ve got for you. Here’s some art philosophy.
Pick a line:
Settle Hers
Bikini Line
Itsy Bitsy
Yee -Her
She Side
12 Comments on All Drawn Out
LL
29th Jun, 2022 13:06
The surgery has been a long time coming. I know how it is. Once done, you’ll be back, still wanting to stick your pencil into somebody’s eye…
Jules Smith
29th Jun, 2022 16:06
Oh and now even longer. No sooner had I posted this than I got a call to say my surgeon has Covid so now it’s the end of July.
I.Am.So.Sick.Of.Covid.
SICK
AND
TIRED
Roger B.
29th Jun, 2022 14:06
Blessings to you, good friend, for a successful outcome and a speedy recovery. The World of Wednesday Whimsy will miss you while you’re out of action.
Jules Smith
29th Jun, 2022 16:06
Thank you, Roger. Please save my blessings for the end of July.
Maybe some whimsy will come out of my constant lockdown and give me hope? I may be here next week even just to bitch and whine.
Bathwater
29th Jun, 2022 17:06
I think your drawings are wonderful. I never did get your postcard :(. I hope the surgery goes well and stay away from those bacon sandwiches!
Jules Smith
29th Jun, 2022 17:06
Ah, thank you, BW! I appreciate that.
Well, I sent 4 off and I know that 3 have been received in CA, FL, and Texas so you should have it by now. Maybe the postie has nicked it cos it was a proper nice card from London! Let me know and I’ll send you another. I can’t have my postcard peeps not getting their subscription!
the late phoenix
29th Jun, 2022 23:06
i love your art here, it’s the behind-the-scenes of the A League of Their Own movie set with Madonna as tour guide.
don’t be petrified, mah dahlin, when you go under the knife and the gas hits, think of me. and you. at Denny’s at 3AM, it’s always open. everyone else is ordering the Moons Over My Hammy but we order on a big plate a tall pile of greasy bacon so high it goes up to the ceiling, and we eat this bacon with no silverware, with just our hands.
*)
Jules Smith
30th Jun, 2022 10:06
Thank you, my sweet!
I like the sound of that. I’ll take that. *)
Virginia Hill
30th Jun, 2022 05:06
Aaaand now I know what art philosophy looks like. Is there anything you don’t do well, other than wait?
Seriously, these weeks will pass. Promise! And when you’re staring up at the anesthesiologist counting down bacon slices instead of the boring old count-backwards-from-100, remember that sitting in the booth behind you at Denny’s were Lyle and me. Bless yore heart. You got this.
Jules Smith
30th Jun, 2022 10:06
Ahhh, Ginny, as an art philosopher I can basically say that anything I want is art philosophy. Philosophers can cheat like that!
You are very kind, thank you. I try. Patience isn’t a forté of mine.
I will definitely do that! I can’t think of a nicer image. See you at Denny’s! 🙂
Terry B
1st Jul, 2022 02:07
You are coming along quite well with your artistry Julesy.
While I am not so talented in it myself, I am quite the patron. And in being so, I can offer you a tip:
If you ever expect to make $$ at it, NEVER cover the bottoms of young women weighing 150 lbs. or less ( unless they are under 3 1/2 feet tall).
I do favor the “Yee-Her” gals. Their bewts remind me of you.
Kisses,
~Your PPS
Jules Smith
1st Jul, 2022 10:07
Thank you, PPS.
You make an excellent point. Sex sells, even if it is in pencil form!
Yee – Her is my favourite too – all a chick needs is a hat and her bewwwts!
Kisses x
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