“Knock, Knock.”……..
“What can I do for you mate?”
“Errr….Is Jules here?”
“Nah mate, she’s moved.”
“Well who are you?”
“I’m just the bloggyguard.”
“Oh….well…what happened?”
“She just decided she was going to have a go at being grown up. Off came the frilly, pink ra-ra dress and on came the ‘I mean business stiletto’s.’ She brushed her hair, packed her bags and left me in charge of redirection. ”
“Blimey. Sounds a bit drastic. So….has she really grown up?”
“Nah…she just thinks she has. Just go along with it, she’s English.”
“Yeah, I hear ya. So where can I find her?”
“Go to www.julessmith.co.uk/blog” She’s waiting there with a nice shade of grey and a margarita. “
🙂 Hurry.
18 Comments on Change Of A Dress
Exile on Pain Street
12th Jul, 2014 01:07
The title is great. I love a clever play on words.
Do you guys actually say “blimey?” Or are you resorting to a cheap stereotype?
Juliette
12th Jul, 2014 05:07
I do too! I wish I could have had a job called “Making up headlines person”
We do say it, yes! If we’re not swearing first.
David Macaulay
12th Jul, 2014 02:07
ope you are not moving this great institution an all…
Juliette
12th Jul, 2014 05:07
Well yeah…I’m looking at migrating it over in the next few weeks so I don’t lose my google rankings etc… But baby steps…still got some teething problems to sort out the other end plus it’s a bit sad ! 🙁 I really am ridiculous, aren’t I…..
LL
12th Jul, 2014 12:07
No more jelly bobble?
To understand life, you need to know how to put on an idea or a way of presenting things, and then take it off again if necessary, like a dress (or address). If you wear the same dress all of your life, you can very easily forget what’s underneath. Most people go through their whole lives thinking that they are their clothes. I don’t think that you have that problem. Changing a dress is never a bad idea.
Juliette
12th Jul, 2014 14:07
Quite right, Larry! A new frock always makes you feel better and brings about a new spirit. I’ll still be jellybobble but just evolving 🙂
the late phoenix
12th Jul, 2014 16:07
does the bloggyguard get to wear a French military uniform?
Juliette
12th Jul, 2014 18:07
Yes he does. And he smoothes it down with his long fingers. 😉
Mina Lobo
12th Jul, 2014 17:07
Now that’s a fun way to make an announcement! 🙂
Juliette
12th Jul, 2014 18:07
Fun is the only way to leave…:)
Memphis Steve
13th Jul, 2014 04:07
But, but … why? Don’t you know this requires me to change the link in my blogroll? And that is soooo inconvenient!
Juliette
13th Jul, 2014 12:07
I know, I know, I’m a colossal pain in the arse….:)
Fredulous
13th Jul, 2014 12:07
I should ditch the dresses too. Time to become a man.
Juliette
13th Jul, 2014 12:07
I’ve considered this too, but I’d be lethal with a penis.
Kristin Smith
14th Jul, 2014 17:07
Haha! Love the change of a dress post! HI there, found you through Crystal Collier’s Versatile Blogger award. It’s nice to “meet” you! 🙂
Juliette
15th Jul, 2014 14:07
Hello Kristin- nice to meet you too! Please come along to my new house, won’t you? I shall visit yours, anon! 🙂
Blue Grumpster
15th Jul, 2014 23:07
I love… I-mean-business stiletto’s…
Jules Smith
20th Jul, 2014 09:07
Innit? Me too. Oh the power….
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