October Dark and light: Inspired by the ‘two sentence’ horror stories I have decided to embark on a similar theme but mixing it up with one day of dark and menacing suggestion and the next of light and cheerful. Monday – Friday snippets from your Art Philosopher until All Hallows’ Eve is over…
Monday – Friday snippets are now complete but we still have All Hallows’ Eve tomorrow. Do I come back for or one off, Halloween special or not….. It’s up to you ~ Trick or treat?
8 Comments on October the Thirtieth is Light
LL
30th Oct, 2015 10:10
I can’t help but agree.
Jules Smith
30th Oct, 2015 10:10
But of course. Like minded souls.
Gorilla Bananas
30th Oct, 2015 14:10
I’m all in favour of passion, but the hammock-time can be just as enjoyable. Even a wild fire can burn itself out.
Jules Smith
30th Oct, 2015 15:10
I hear you Mr. Gorilla Bananas but that’s when you have champagne and bedtime 🙂
the late phoenix
30th Oct, 2015 15:10
Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires.
Smokey grabs the narrator by the scruff and ushers her out of the dense woods.
Smokey: I’m confiscating your matches.
narrator: I don’t have matches, it was a metaphor, or a simile, which uses like or as.
Smokey: you callin’ Smokey the Bear an ass? you stay put, I need a cigarette break to calm down.
the narrator pulls off Smokey’s head. Ranger Smith is underneath.
narrator: knew it, just a costume. haha, Happy Halloween, where are the cameras?
Smokey takes off his Ranger Smith head to reveal Smokey the Bear underneath.
Smokey: Happy Halloween! muahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
narrator: alright, we gotta end with the Monster Mash. I nae nae, you whip, deal?
Smokey pulls out his giant whip…*)
Jules Smith
30th Oct, 2015 15:10
It caught on in a flash. In fact, it was a graveyard smash.
Michael: Hey, this is MY moment.
Vincent Price: No, Jacko, it is I who presided over darkness.
Justin Hawkins: Get your hands off my woman!
Narrator: *Sigh*
*)
Masher
31st Oct, 2015 06:10
What, absolutely everything?
Even the hoovering?
Jules Smith
31st Oct, 2015 08:10
Yes, Masher, even the hoovering. It’s much more fun to dance around with your upright than not. Besides, let’s be honest here, how much bloody hoovering do you actually do, eh? 😉
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